Marshall Applewhite

Former Occupation: Music Professor

You'd have to be a crazy wacko not to ride a rising star like Salvation Inc. I can always tell who's associated with Salvation Inc; they're the ones who have that blissful, distant stare toward a wonderful afterlife in the heavens above. I'm happy; I've got this fabulous (landing) pad in southern California, a cold cocktail, and a ticket to board Hale-Bopp. Afterlife will be great, and I have Salvation Inc.'s Afterlife Pleasure Therapy™ to thank for it.